About this project
I draw dicks. Like you draw flowers. And nudes. And horses. I draw dicks when I am eating. I draw dicks when I am watching TV. I draw dicks when you are sitting right next to me. Looking at me drawing a dick. I turn to you and ask - ‘hey, will you draw a dick for me?’ You look at me and say ‘why not?’ If you have a problem dick illustration, send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and dont forget to mention your instagram username in the email. I accept dicks only as 1200 x 1200px with transparent or white background. Gifs are also welcomed.
You: Is untitled.tiff your real name?
Me: No, It’s not my real name.
You: Do you like dicks?
Me: I don’t like dicks, I just like drawing them.
You: Can you draw my dick?
Me: I don’t do dick portraits.
You: Where can I see your work?
Me: Maybe you can or maybe you can’t.
I am just going to leave this here.